Archive for June, 2009

Blinder no longer solo in 1000 club

I must belatedly congratulate Stuey (1029 km) and Paddles (1030 km) for joining Blinder (1104 km) in the C.C.Coglioni 1000 club. The qualifying kilometres were racked up in Lancelin, but I neglected to update the spreadsheet that triggers this recognition.

Chapeaux for now, but the prestige will soon be spread more thinly as O’Dirty (943 km) and Bif (956 km) are both knocking on the door. O’Dirty should cross the threshold at the Swan Valley event, but Bif’s highly suspicious trip to the Baltics will keep him waiting until at least the Boddington ride in September.

Rottnest rambling

Rottnest is obviously a place to take a bike and try to factor a ride or two into a heavy schedule of relaxing. With Frances still too small to take on a bike our family transport options were limited, and all rides were solo and for the most part aimed at shopping or some such goal. In the end I managed only one ride of note, more of which later. but the big achievement of the week was getting Lydia on a bike for the first time.

Rotto is the perfect place to learn to ride, so it’s hard to explain why we hadn’t planned to get Lydia started on a bike on this trip. In fact it only occurred to us when we saw our friends’ similarly aged daughter trundling around on a tiny BMX with training wheels. The next day we went into the bike hire place and Lydia was soon similarly equipped and on her way, enthusiastically riding off as soon as a bike had been selected.

The first challenge was learning to pedal and look where she was going at the same time. With that sort of mastered it was time to think about the brakes. This is going to take a while, but by the end of the week she had started to get the idea. But not before dopey Daddy had decided she was ready to go solo down a (very small) hill in the “forest” next to the Geordie Bay store. She failed to negotiate the bend at the bottom and found that a tree trunk makes an effective emergency brake. No harm done and good training for those hair-raising alpine descents in the Tour.

Bike riding became a feature of the rest of our holiday for Lydia, and since returning she has asked several times where “her” bike is, so I suspect it won’t be long before she gets a machine of her own. It was a concern that on a few excursions she decided to walk after a few tens of metres leaving Daddy to shoulder the hefty BMX, which must have weighed as much as both my road bikes combined. On the other hand she certainly has my, umm, competitive streak - every time a bike went past her she said “I’m going to catch them”.

Having stretched all my running muscles with an ill-advised 6 km trot round the lakes I felt incapable of undertaking the second run I had in mind, so when some free time came up on Saturday I jumped on the recently refurbished MTB instead. With new rims and revived shifters it was now almost a pleasure to ride, though the bag of grit milling away at the headset was now painfully obvious. Still, having brakes that slow you down in a controlled fashion rather than grabbing at the horribly worn rims and throwing you off the bike was definitely a feature. I opted for the all-island route, taking in as many of its roads as possible with minimal overlap adding up to 34 km.

Switching from relaxing to exercising was easy enough, but someone needed to tell the rest of the island I was coming, as other cyclists were keen to use every bit of road except the left. We should rename it Paddles Island! It’s amazing how the combined effect of endless undulations and a bit of a breeze limits your speed. Despite going reasonably hard I could only manage 28 km/hr average, though perhaps including both major “climbs” (the lighthouse and Oliver’s hill) slowed me down a bit…

I had completely forgotten that C.C.Callipigie were on the island for a secret training camp, so it was a pleasure to bump into Mrs Paddles on the jetty as we prepared to leave. She and Collette had ridden down to see Sharon off, concerned about her steadiness after too much training the night before.

All of this makes me think we need a C.C.C. family fun day at Rotto some time.

Good Evans?

I tried to make this post a week ago from my Rottnest Island idyll using the title “Good Evans!”, but a disagreement between my phone’s web browser and the Write Post page led me to ask O’Dirty to write it in my stead, but it seems he has been too busy riding his bike to be bothered writing up triviata. It was prompted by a surprise win by Cadel Evans in the short stage one time trial of the Critérium du Dauphiné Libéré, and a desire to whet the appetite for the upcoming Tour de France. I say “surprise” because the short time trial has never been his forté. At first this seemed like a good omen for the Tour but with the race now over and Evans having finished second for the third year in row it seems like an eery forerunner.

But there was more good news for Evans down the track with a strong second to reigning world time-trial champion Bert Grabsch in the longer stage four ITT, and strong performances in the mountains against Tour de France favourite Alberto Contador. In the end though it was all a bit soured by Alejandro Valverde inexplicably getting away for a win on Mont Ventoux in stage five to take the leader’s jersey which he would hold til the end of the race yesterday, albeit with some help from countryman Contador.

Inadequate Eggs

Last Saturday week saw two brave Coglioni brave the cool morning air for an ascent of the Waterwheel and Peet Rd for breakfast in Kalamunda. O’Dirty dragged his hungover ass to Paddles place at 6:15am having no recollection of actually going to bed. However this post is not one about the ride, which was excellent, but one I will save for spring time due to the shadiness of some of the route. No this post is about a matter far more serious.

Having ridden 80km, we were ready for a good feed, Paddles had been fantasizing about his brekky as he dragged himself up the 12% pinch of Peet Rd. So we stopped at Paris-Brest. For once there was no huge queue, but it was still very busy. We lined up and looked at the menu and were initially shocked at the prices. Scrambled eggs on toast for $13, big-brekky for $22. A lardy fry-up for over $20, maybe Paris-Brest had attained a Michelin star since we last had a sausage roll there.

So we ordered, Paddles going for the $14 scrambled eggs and I went for a $15 Croque-Madame (a French toasted ham and cheese sandwich with bechamel sauce, topped with a fried egg). Our average coffees arrived much quicker than normal but the usual long wait for food had to be endured. But surely at these prices it would be worth it.

I will never forget the look of disappointment on Paddles face when the poor excuse for a breakfast finally arrived. It was Nouvelle Cuisine breakfast. A tiny bit of sour dough bread with what must have been a single scrambled egg on top. It was lost in the plate. My croque was exactly that, a crock! Dry bread, hardly any bechamel and an overcooked crispy fried egg. I would be embarrassed to serve a breakfast like this in my house, let alone charge people the amount we were charged.

Suffice to say, Paris-Brest is now on the Coglioni boycott list. If we want a full breakfast in the hills we will need to find another establishment, or else retire to the Gooseberry Hill cafe for the best ham and cheese croissants in the world, at least there is no shortage of bechamel on them!

I have added a new category called “Food Review” for like minded posts. I heard rumors of inadequate chips recently as well…

Going global

The latest e-news from Cyclo Sportif contained an intriguing link to the website of the Independent Association of Cyclosportive Organisers. Among other things their website contains information about Sportif events in various (mainly European) countries you can use to plan your next world tour. Well, as Blondie used to say, dreaming is free. I’ve renamed our “Local Events” link category down the sidebar as just plain “Events” and added a link to the IACO website so you can dream any time you have the time.